My name is "Lory" (NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST AN INTERNET MONIKER). I like Mexican food and jokes. I like funny pictures and MST3K. I like men and women romantically and sexually, but I hate being around people for more than 3 hours so my preferences are moot. I like dogs and cows and manatees and Charmanders.
My hobbies include being a fat ass by hanging out on the internet all day.
Politically, I believe that niggas be trippin', Religiously, I am an atheist who is not a dickhole about it.
I am a certified Assman. I have a Bachelor's at Wesleyan and a Master's at NYU in Pugeology.