My name is "Lory" (NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST AN INTERNET MONIKER). I like Mexican food and jokes. I like funny pictures and MST3K. I like men and women romantically and sexually, but I hate being around people for more than 3 hours so my preferences are moot. I like dogs and cows and manatees and Charmanders.

My hobbies include being a fat ass by hanging out on the internet all day. Politically, I believe that niggas be trippin', Religiously, I am an atheist who is not a dickhole about it.

I am a certified Assman. I have a Bachelor's at Wesleyan and a Master's at NYU in Pugeology.

"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

Ask me some shit or something

Skype: loryhasskype

Greying by Gabrielle Wee.
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